Mr. Right

So I've been looking for Mr. Right for awhile now. I'm almost convinced he doesn't exist. I don't think I'm asking for to much:


 Must have own place

 Must have a job

 Must be available on weekends for dates and sex

 Must be ok with my spontaneity

 Must like kids (mine)

 Can have kids of his own or not

 Must not want to have more kids

 Must like texting (cause I hate talking on the phone)

 Must like movies

 Must be acceptable to snoring (Cause I do)

 Must be handy (Cause I need help fixing up my house)

 Must not Smoke and only Drink moderatly or not at all
 Must not drive a 2 door car (you’ll have to read one of my past blogs to find out what that means)



I think that’s it. I told you it wasn’t much. If you know someone that fits the list send him my way.