July 29th 2009 I went to Spicy Latino Night at the Ontario Improve. One of the comedians that performs texts me constantly until I buy tickets. (We'll talk about that later.)
So the first thing that you need to know is that timing is everything. The doors open at 7:30p.m. If you get there the first 10 minutes you will be sitting up front and you will "apart" of the show. Also there is A LOT of sex jokes and cussing, so if you can't handle that then this is not the show for you.
The show started at 8:00 p.m. Porf the host comes out to warm up the audience. He's a cute kid. So Porf announces the comedians before they go up.
First up was James Jericho - he's a white guy who dresses like he works for the daily planet. He tells jokes about comic books and trys to bag on himself a little. I applaud his ability to actually get on stage and speak, but he's not funny. I don't get why he performs at Spicy Latino Night, he's not spicy, & he's not Latino. I think he would be better at comicon or some type of nerd thing, but definitely not Spicy Latino Night.
Next up was Arturo Rios - Wow Art's whole skit is just about eating pussy. He is so passionate about it that it makes you blush (and want to take him home). He actually calls himself the Pussy eating mother fucker. He's very funny. He makes gestures towards the women who are sitting in the front.
Then Eric James - He is a big guy who tells jokes about working at a gym. He was really funny, and did a great job.
Then Lotty Mason came up and did her dancing impersonation of Micheal Jackson, grabbing her crotch. She told a lot of jokes about Micheal Jackson, and she picked on the audience. Lotty is a big black girl with fake contacts and she is very graphic and aggressive in her jokes so she was a little scary.
Then Rick Martinez - he starts his skit off the same way the DJ playing music then he dances and takes the microphone stand reels it down in front of the people sitting in front making it look like it's his dick. Then he tells a story about Porf getting drunk and sucking his dick. After he gets his initial jokes out of the way then he goes after the audience. Asking them questions and roasting them, he usually goes after the girls first and then singles out a guy to pick on. Then he finishes with his joke about dating a beautiful blond girl.
Ricky Escarzega was next - he's a tall cute kid that makes jokes about pot smoking. I brought my 18 year old son and he seemed to laugh at more of his jokes than I did. I was not surprised to learn that he does most of his shows in Hollywood. That seems to be were most of the younger crowd would go.
Luke Torres was up - Now I have to tell you when this guy came out he looked like a serious gangster. Then he opens with making fun of heavy metal and doing spot on impersonations of heavy metal songs. He did an impersonation of a black pastor, and a gay guy. He was soo funny, I would love to see a headliner show with him. He has his own You Tube TV Show.
Jeff Garcia Finished it up - He is a funny guy. He drinks water in between every joke which is a little distracting. He made a lot of jokes about wet backs. He does the voice of Sheen in Jimmy Neutron and the voice of Pip in the Barnyard movie.
Considering this was my 2nd viewing of the show I was pleased to see that the comedians and Porf were not as drunk as the first time I saw them. & I wish there was a little more advertising as to the line up for the shows.
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